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  3. Donviti's Mobile Phone
    June 13, 2009,

    I can’t believe you left me at the party. Now mean people are doing awful things to all the people in your address book.

  4. Not Brian
    June 13, 2009,

    Oh where, oh where did my cell phone go, oh where, can it be?

  5. Donviti's Mobile Phone
    June 13, 2009,

    I’ve been used and abused because of your thoughtlessness. That ditzy blonde had me on all fronts.

  6. Not Brian
    June 13, 2009,

    Dirty blonde…

  7. Donviti's Mobile Phone
    June 13, 2009,

    It’s her’s and Not Brian’s fault 100%. DG and his pal dissented from the outset but were overruled. I see many apologies in your future.

  8. Not Brian
    June 13, 2009,

    DG has a raging clue!

  9. Donviti's Mobile Phone
    June 13, 2009,

    Oh no… not the fucking Hardly Boys! He almost shot clue goo all over Joe…

  10. nemski
    June 14, 2009,

    Hey, DV’s mobile phone, what kind of porn do you have? Gay or straight?

  11. Donviti's Mobile Phone
    June 14, 2009,

    Check your mobile. The dirty hooker just sent you the answer via text. I am just an innocent conduit.

  12. Donviti's Mobile Phone
    June 14, 2009,

    Oh no, they just applied Cheney’s enhanced techniques. My privacy has been exposed for all to see. You’ve be sent an example of my fetish.

  16. Not Brian
    June 14, 2009,

    And that is why I go organic and just use bacon grease….

  17. anonone
    June 14, 2009,

    This could have had a product placement ad in “Deliverance.”

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