Live Free and Watch Gay Marriages
Same-sex marriage legislation has been sweeping the country with New Hampshire as one of the latest to go “queer”. That said, I think the situation has kind of gotten out of hand in the Granite State.
Less than two weeks after legalizing gay marriage in the state, New Hampshire legislators enacted a new law Tuesday making it mandatory for persons over the age of 60 to attend three same-sex weddings every year for the rest of their lives.
WhaaaTTT? How the hell could they enforce such a thing? Would seniors have to carry around some sort of state id that would be punched at a gay wedding? Who would be the puncher? Ministers? Does that mean we are one step away from forcing churches that don’t agree with gay marriage to perform gay marriage?
Lots of questions, no answers. You can read more about it here.
Tags: Gay Marriage, Satire
Umm.. consider the source.
Yeah, I think Nemski means this to be a joke article.
I was hoping so.
We have already established that Nemski is to humor as Jason is to technology.
Can you meet the requirement if three guys all marry each other?
I’m inviting Adams and Venables to mine. I’ve always wanted to see spontaneous combustion.
I love the Onion. Well done sir.