For those of you who’ve forgotten, allow the sage words of Dick Vitale to remind you of just who U. S. Senator David Vitter (R-Louisiana) is:
He’s a diaper dandy! He’s a P-T-Pee-er!
With this news that Dem. Rep. Charles Melancon is likely to challenge the DC Madam’s Man/Child of the Year, Vitter won’t merely be peeing in prime time anymore.
Roll Call reports that Rep. Charlie Melancon has confirmed that he is considering a Campaign for Senate in 2010 against incumbent Republican Sen. David Vitter — the Christian Right champion whose career became mired in the D.C. Madam prostitution scandal two years ago.
El Somnambulo just hopes that porn star Stormy Daniels stays in the possible Republican primary against Vitter. That has the most comic potential of perhaps any primary ever. If ‘bulo ruled the world, every rally for Vitter’s opponent would feature Daniels supporters wearing Depends on the outside of their clothing. Just think of the visual!
And maybe Vitale could do the commentary:
Time to take a T-O, bay-bee!