If I delve deep into my “fairometer” and ask it if it was wrong for the President to be called a liar I have to say it was not, in all fairness. The problem was, the President wasn’t lying. The other problem is that the Patriotic Party would have hung someone if it happened to their President. Once again, the double standard happens and we as liberals and the opposition act outraged and upset.
Let the bastard be held accountable, let him be called out, let him be challenged. Don’t give someone an open forum to spew their bullshit in front of millions. Call his ass out when he lies. I’m yelling at my television already when these guys yap on, Using their weasel words to keep them from being actually held to an actual point. Call them a liar, I don’t care. A spade is a spade right?
Yell, hrumph, tap the table, hiss, boo. I dont give a fuck. Question Authority. Go for it. Ohhhhh, but he’s the President. Oh, sorry, I forgot, he has a direct connection to Allah or Yahweh or Jesus he’s not allowed to be challenged, gasp, on television. Just let him speak, we will hold him accountable….20 years from now when his handlers are dead and we don’t have to worry about actually holding someone accountabe and getting into a nasty partisan squabble.
I’m upset this guy Wilson doesn’t work for me. I’m jealous I don’t have a Chuck Grassley being dishonest and representing me. Fuck man, give me a god-damned death panel type liberal liar please! Please, Carper you can give me a bone for like one day. Just lie, just tell me that the Banks you work for and whose buildings you have offices at are sucking every penny from me and are a bunch of skanky whores working on rt13 that are selling their credit cards like teethless blow jobs. Tell me that the banks, chemical refiners and casinos are our Red Light district and while they may be hot and fun, they are going to take your money and cause your balls to swell up to the size of ripe Florida Mangoes! I don’t care, just lie. Tell me that we need to seperate church and state and that gays aren’t ruining this country! Tell me that the homophobes are! LIE…PLEASE LIE!
I’m upset that Mike Castle is working for the other guys and getting away with it. I want them on my side. I can’t go to their side, because, well I was raised to be, gasp, a catholic that actually believes in helping the meek and spreading the wealth. That psalm, parable or whatever you call that scribble in the bible about a camel passing through the eye of a needle and fat rich people going to hell sort of actually resonated with me.
But, God dam they are good on the other side. I wish I could go over there. They are so evil and willing to compromise their morality for power and money. Jesus Christ, these guys are true capitalists! Win at all costs, represent your biggest donors interests. Play to your base. I love you and hate you! Come here (throwing down my papers in my hand, grabbing your head, squeezing your head and bringing it to my lips and laying a huge kiss on in absolute gratitude of your shear brilliance and cunning. Then, pulling away and spitting at your feet in disgrace) Come here! Give me a hug, you rotten piece of shit! You are good. Hats off to you, you fucking scumbag. You dirty whore.
Why? Why can’t you represent my base? I was listening to Ted (Biden Benchwarmer) Kaufmann last night on NPR yapping away about Iraq. IRAQ?? FUcking Iraq? They guy had a hard on for his trip that he was on recently. He went on yapping about some great book he read and got all professorial on the show. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK TED! We get it, you went away to the Green zone and saw dead bodies floatin gin the Tigris. Awesome, you are like 3 years too late though. So shut up and represent me in your last 14 months of nothingness. You are in the best imaginable postion to speak out and represent actual fucking Delawareans and Dems, liberals, people that voted for Obama. You aren’t running again, you are as pointless as tits on a bull at this point. Stand up and rabble rouse you moldy turd. Use your time and stand up. You are on the downhill side of the hill of life. Use those balls that hang to your knees and slap Grassley and that idiot from La in the forehead with them. Chirst, LIE, Go ahead, it gets easier the more you do it! Stop being all eloquent and smart. Get dirty and lie for me.
God damn I want someone to stand up for me. Lie for fucks sake. I don’t care. Spew some non sense that Rebublicans are going to make me buy a gun to increase the deaths of blacks. That they want us to start capturing illegals and hiding them in our garages until the feds can get them. Go ahead and stand on national television and say that Republicans want to use nuclear weapons testing under my grandmothers teaset. I don’t care! LIE FOR ME.
Please, lie for me. I’m fine with it. I will applaud your ability to not care and pander to me. I will even donate to you. Just lie. Lie your ass off. Go ahead, I dare you stand up and lie.
My outrage isn’t at the disrespect, it’s at the disrespect I get as the base of the other side. Where is my Congressman Wilson? Huh? Where are you?