The Streak.

Jason Scott made a promise to streak nude down the main street in Smyrna, Delaware if Mike Castle entered the race for the US Senate seat formerly held by Joe Biden.

So now that Castle has entered the US Senate, the obvious question is not who will run against Castle, but will Jason keep his promise?

I think I speak on behalf of all Delawareans everywhere when I say, Jason, we will forgive you if you don’t keep your promise.

19 Comments

  1. anonone

    Wasn’t it down Broad Street during the Phillies next World Series parade? 🙂

    Is Jason on suicide watch?

  2. LOL. No, but he has issued an official press release:

    Michael Newbold Castle is a fraud. He claimed to be a moderate while voting 98% of the time with the extreme right wing of his party on Iraq.

    He raised money for George Bush and has had the execrable John Boehner campaign here in Delaware. Recently he worked to elect Sarah Palin to the office of Vice President of the United States and has stumped for votes at economic stimulus package project events that he voted against.

    His moderate claims to fame are his seeming hatred for unborn Americans and his burning desire to take away my handgun. Big whoop.

    Any well funded Democrat with election experience can beat him by simply and consistently pointing out his fucked up voting record.

  3. Please spare us Jason. It is bad enough that we could have two pro-abortion choices for U. S. Senate. We don’t need more pain. We will take your pledge as hyperbole.

    The press release is interesting. I would take issue with one part. He did not choose the ticket. He was working for John McCain before and after he chose the running mate. It is a little bit of a stretch to say that he worked for Sarah Palin. I wish it were true, but he could hardly say two words about her.

    We shall see about the last sentence if he can get by the primary he created by not dealing with Ms. O’Donnell.

  4. David! I am overjoyed to hear that Ms. O’Donnell will continue with her race for the Senate. On this, we are allies.

  5. Von Cracker

    ha! abortion.

    who gives a squirt.

    single-issue voters are killing this country.

  6. Donviti

    It is bad enough that we could have two pro-abortion choices for U. S. Senate.

    it would be bad enough to have 2 anti-abortion. I think pro-choice is the term you need to use. I know how you like to make it sound like they are interchangeable

  7. Delaware Liberal will be selling tickets to Jason’s show. Just send a check to Delaware Liberal.

  8. Wait, we’d have to pay for that mess? That’s just wrong.

  9. anon

    Ohhh, I’d pay money to see El Ego streak.

  10. jason330

    Castle kicks off his campaign with a stupid typo. From the letter he sent to America hating Republicans:

    Now is not the time for partisan ranker and roadblocks,

    Ranker? WTF Mike? I think you meant that your Republicans party is responsible for rancor.

    RE: Streak. I’ll be meeting with my advisors over the next few weeks to evaluate my options.

  11. jason330

    The 89 years are showing already.

  12. Jason corrects spelling. Cats marrying dogs can’t be far behind.

  13. I was going to point out that irony, too, Geek, but decided it would be too cruel.

  14. jason330

    Not spelling, word choice. Irony is Castle running as an independent voice because John Bohner told him to.

  15. anon

    That’s “Boehner.”

    Well, we know it’s definitely Jason!

  16. I think I need to add “The Low-Ranker” to my list of Castle monikers with “Small Change Castle”, “Ol’ Coinage McGee”, “Mr. Fancy Quarters”, and “Spineless Mike”.

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