God Invented Saline

You have to say one thing for the world’s most persecuted Christian hypocrite (in her own mind) – she just keeps on going, seemingly undaunted by the scandals that dog her. Miss Opposite Marriage gave an interview for Christianity Today to explain herself (from Huffington Post):

She also answers a question about her topless photos by discussing a need for Christians to unite against the Enemy and says she can’t be homophobic because she lives in California and has gay hairdressers. Then she breaks down her conversion time line in a way that refutes her ex-boyfriend’s claim that she sent him the masturbation tape when she was 20, not 17 as she has stated.

My favorite part:

On reconciling her breast implants with her Christian faith:

No, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it’s a personal decision. I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants.

Hey – I like this logic! You know what else
isn’t specifically prohibited in the Bible? Same sex marriage!

Miss Hypocrite can get mighty testy when asked about uncomfortable issues. She almost walked off the set on Larry King Live (yeah – who knew celebrity fluffer Larry King would challenge Miss Self-Marriage):

Carrie Prejean threatened to walk off Larry King Live Tuesday night, in the middle of her interview with Larry King. Prejean’s threats came after King asked the former beauty queen about the reasons behind her recent settlement with the Miss California USA pageant. King asked Prejean why she agreed to strike a deal with the Pageant and drop her claims of libel, slander and religious discrimination. “Why settle since you had a fight to carry on?” King pressed. Prejean demurred. King asked again: “You can’t even say why you settled?”

Prejean, visibly displeased, refused to answer: “Larry, it’s completely confidential and you’re being inappropriate.”