Republican policies in 3 words

Republican Energy Policy: Spill, Baby, Spill!
Republican Regulatory Policy: For Bedrooms Only
Republican Finance Policy: Crash and Bubble
Republican Foreign Policy: Loot and Holler
Republican Education Policy: Cash for Flunkers
Republican Tax Policy: Big Billionaire Bonanza

Think up some more in the comments.

20 Comments

  1. I can’t take credit for this one because I saw it on Twitter: Republicans want to shrink the government small enough to fit into your uterus.

  2. a.price

    climate: We don’t care

  3. Oh, how could I forget:
    Republican Health Policy: Don’t Get Sick

  4. Republican Agriculture Policy: Maintain Monsanto Monopoly

  5. a.price

    too easy…
    Republican strategy for minority advancement…. all together now…
    “NO YOU CANT!”

  6. Mrs XStryker

    OOOH I got one! “Not My Problem”

  7. Information is a Distraction.

    ooops, my bad, that’s an Obama quote, not the GOP

  8. anon

    “I’m not gay”

  9. Geezer

    It’s also four words, moran.

  10. delacrat

    Republican Military Service: Got Other Plans

  11. Republican morality :For Other People

    Republican property rights: Only for Rich

  12. jason330

    What me worry?

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