…most of which are inappropriate in mixed company. Perhaps we can turn this thread into a game – caption this story.
The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.
Instead, Doctor Raymond Adamcik will take part in a diversion program for first time offenders, which includes community service, fines and random alcohol and drug testing.
This is a real story, apparently.
Was he arrested for the groping, or for abuse of a burrito?