Definition Of A Crisis

Not a crisis:

Senate rejects unemployment insurance and Medicaid extension.

Screw you unemployed people! With unemployment (U3) at 9.7% jobs just grow on trees!

Crisis:

The Social Security trust fund will run out of assets in 2037, and will only be able to pay 75% of its benefit obligations until 2083.

The obvious solution to this dilemma is to invade Iran or some other country that is looking at us funny.

6 Comments

  1. a.price

    the solution is to let the Golden Free Market Calf take care of it.

  2. Phil

    I will be really suprised if obama doesn’t go into Iran during his term.

  3. Please lay off the crack pipe. That comment makes no sense whatsoever.

  4. delacrat

    Well the unemployed can go to Afghanistan. Congress will always find the $ to kill people.

  5. Well, the Republicans have vowed to block anything that adds to the deficit, so that means more war spending is out, right?

  6. Glenn Hussein Beck

    I’ve just received an exclusive secret chain email from a guy in nigeria named “jimmy hoffa”. he says he has proof that pakistan is buying yellow cake…

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