Delaware Liberal

Who is Contacting Me? The Dumbed Down GOP Candidate for Treasurer, Colin Bonnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiniiiiiii – That’s Who.

ZOMG! Is he really this dumb? Or is he acting dumb in order to appeal to the moronic base? My pasting the email below does not do justice to the stupid design choices.

Greetings!

Tomorrow, we are formally announcing my run for Treasurer in each county of the First State. Although we have been campaigning for nearly a year, our work is not yet done. Our message is loud and clear:

It’s your money!

I guess his campaign message is the usual shorthand for the thoroughly discredited Republican economic theory that if you cut taxes rich people will hire maids who will in turn buy more lottery tickets (a.k.a magical unicorns will descend) and PROFIT!

Either that or, Bonini really does think money he spends at Wal Mart is still HIS MONEY, forever, until is decays into dust.

Taxes = Evil. That is all these dim wits know, and all they need know. How do highways get built? Where does the poop go when you flush your toilet? These are unfathomable mysteries that man may never unravel.

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