Late-Breaking Castle Commercial
The music:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PETEgnaXcg[/youtube]
The copy:
“I’m Mike Castle. I put my man-pants on one finely-toned leg at a time.
I talk softly and carry a big stick–in my man-pants.”
Gotta go to work. Please finish and polish this spot during my absence.
A man’s man’s career could Depend(s) upon it.
Tags: Mike Castle; man-pants
Actually, wasn’t Castle in the SNL commercial for “Oops I crapped my pants?”
🙂 give to Mikey h’ll eat anything!
“You all agree with me. I’ve been on all sides of every issue.”
Seriously, of all the Governors of Delaware I’ve had the pleasure of meeting, Tom Carper had the best hand shake. I nearly reflexively recoiled from Castle’s. It was kind of like grabbing a big ass latex glove full of lukewarm peanut butter (smooth, not crunchy). Minner’s was softer than Castles but, at least, he made eye contact.
I haven’t met O’Donnell yet, but I bet her hands are soft, and she smells good.
“read Celia Cohen. I’m great. Pay no attention to Rush Limbagh.”.
Miscreant,
Do you routinely play with big-ass latex gloves full of lukewarm smooth peanut butter?
Please tell me where you live so I can avoid that area at all costs…
Not routinely. Don’t worry, come on down for a visit.
Wear your man pants.