I Read Ron Williams So You Don’t Have To

Filed in National by on September 26, 2010

Williams kinda / sorta says Castle’s “career” would be hurt by a write in campaign and must have spent a whole three minutes fleshing out that premise.

First,

… there’s always the possibility of losing again and going out as a two-time loser instead of a gracious one-timer.

…and…

Some voters would look at the write-in candidacy as sour grapes and see Castle as egotistical. ….both Coons and O’Donnell would be justified to make it a campaign issue.

Then he also hints at the idea that the write in could throw the race to O’Whackaddodle – but supporting that idea would have taken actual work, so he glances off it like O’Donnell walking past actual facts and waving casually.

There’s something almost weasely about write-in candidates, even legitimate ones.

Finally, he uses some of his “humor”….

.. he’d have to send out his crews to put all those signs back up.

Oh my side….deep breath.

There I just saved you the five minutes it would have taken you to find Williams on the effed up Delawareonline web site and read his jottings.

You’re welcome. I only wish I could intervene earlier and save Williams the three minutes he spent typing his deep thoughts.

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  1. anon says:

    It reads like a bad summary of the stuff we all said here two days ago.

  2. He must have been reading Delaware Liberal again. I wonder if it makes him upset to be trailing us.

  3. delacrat says:

    “Williams kinda / sorta says Castle’s reputation would be hurt”

    Williams actually says Castle’s career would be hurt.

    That’s a hoot, considering the geezer reached full retirement age 6 years ago.

  4. jason330 says:

    Great catch. I chalked it up to stupid, careless wording in a stupid careless column.

  5. anonone says:

    If you don’t like it, why don’t you start your own newspaper? 😉

  6. jason330 says:

    lol. A1 Let’s head over to dialogue Delaware and fuck with those losers sometime. It would be hilarious.

  7. There was a funny parody conservative troll over there last time I looked called 110 Percent Patriot.

  8. Ummm….isn’t Castle’s career already hurt by losing? So if Mike Castle has lost the Castle Journal what’s left for him?

  9. Boxwood says:

    As much as I’d like to see O’Donnell finish in third place, my sense is that Castle is better off staying out of the general election.

  10. dv says:

    I picture you like one of those grumpy old men on SNL that says he did all kinds of miserable shit that made his life miserable so other people didn’t have too

  11. I just got around to reading the newspaper. The top front page story on the NJ is about the problems of millionaires selling their mansions. Totally not kidding.

  12. anon says:

    The top front page story on the NJ is about the problems of millionaires selling their mansions.

    Link. Here’s a nugget from the article:

    During the Great Depression in Delaware, the leafy executive community of Westover Hills was sometimes referred to as Leftover Bills.

    heh

    Lots of good hair-pulling quotes in the article.

  13. Now that the moneybags in NCCo no longer control either major party I guess they have to rely on the NJ to listen to their complaints.

  14. Dana says:

    How could it hurt Mr Castle’s career? As of right now, it’s over on 3 January 2011, period; if he conducts a write-in campaign, there’s only a 90+% chance his career will be over on 3 January 2011.

  15. WTFC says:

    hmmm, wRONg Williams has readers. The truth is he gets 90% of his info from failed GOP committee woman Rakestraw who also gives Celia Cohen most of her material.

    Personally, I hope Castle gets in the race.