O’Donnell Inks Book Deal : Top Ten Titles Under Consideration

The search is on for 1,000,000 meth addled monkeys because Christine O’Donnell has consented to have a book ghost written for her.

December 2, 2010 – St. Martin’s Press has purchased the rights to a book by U.S. Senate candidate from Delaware, Christine O’Donnell. The deal was negotiated by St. Martin’s publisher Matthew Shear and Dan Strone, CEO of Trident Media Group.

Top Ten Possible Titles Under Consideration:

10. “Dinosaurs Are on the Ark, Because Dinosaurs WERE on the Ark”

9. “I am Not a Witch, and I’ll Never Be a Senator”

8. “Click Here to Donate”

7. “Poincaré’s Deaf Ear: The Otto Wolff Affair and French Ruhr Policy, August-September 1923”

6. “Bozo Dearest”

5. “ME TYPING!!!”

4. “Christine! A Book Written By Me, Christine O’Donnell, Writer”

3. “Does This Gaffe Make Me Look Fat?”

2. “Bill Maher is a Punk Ass MOTHERFUCKER!!”

1. “MAN PANTS, MAN PANTS, MAN PANTS, OOOooohhh! MAN PANTS!!”