O’Donnell Inks Book Deal : Top Ten Titles Under Consideration
The search is on for 1,000,000 meth addled monkeys because Christine O’Donnell has consented to have a book ghost written for her.
Top Ten Possible Titles Under Consideration:
10. “Dinosaurs Are on the Ark, Because Dinosaurs WERE on the Ark”
9. “I am Not a Witch, and I’ll Never Be a Senator”
8. “Click Here to Donate”
7. “Poincaré’s Deaf Ear: The Otto Wolff Affair and French Ruhr Policy, August-September 1923”
6. “Bozo Dearest”
5. “ME TYPING!!!”
4. “Christine! A Book Written By Me, Christine O’Donnell, Writer”
3. “Does This Gaffe Make Me Look Fat?”
2. “Bill Maher is a Punk Ass MOTHERFUCKER!!”
1. “MAN PANTS, MAN PANTS, MAN PANTS, OOOooohhh! MAN PANTS!!”
Going from town to town pretending to have written a book will be her first honest work since High School.
I guess you are the expert on honest work, Mr. Trust Fund.
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT CHRISTINE O’DONNELL. I don’t care about this woman. Even the comments at NR showed a O’donnell fatigue. Any energy spent on discussing about O’Donnell should be spent on something else, which would be anything else. This is the last time I’ll break my “No Christine discussion” rule.
They write about O’Donnell because it’s easier to demonize the other “team” than it is to actually write about real issues that matter.
We write about O’Donnell because she was the GOP US Senate candidate in Delaware and because she’s likely to run again. If you’re tired of her convince her to move to another state.
How about this for a title:
BECAUSE I CARE
Sharing what the voices in my head
have been telling me
“I’m You, Except Now I’m Rich And Famous. Sucker”
“Waxing and Waning on The Campaign Trail”
“Downstate Diary of a Coons Hunter”
‘A Politically Incorrect Close Shave”
“Not Getting Any in The Bush Years”
These are good, but I still like my, “Does this gaffe…”
BTW. It seems Hube has a blog now. I read this there first so I guess I should have given him some sort of props.
Jason does have a job, David. And it sure beats what you do for a living – smoking crack all day and cruising public park bathrooms for someone else on the down-low.
Lol. If you love what you do, it doesn’t seem like work at all. Amiright?
“How I Single-handedly Destroyed the Delaware Way” – The Christine O’Donnell Story
Great. Xcept replace the word “way” with GOP and you’ve nailed it.
“Bozo Dearest”. I crack myself up.
“The GOP Hair Shirt Down to My Knees”
“Near Miss: Buying The Senate Seat in Delaware”
“Who Do I Have to Sue to Get a Job?”
“How to Become a Millionaire Without Even Trying”
“Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 2010”
“My First Job (If you consider writing this book a job)”
“Of Mice & Man-Pants”. You’re welcome.
“A Nice Place To Run For Office, But I Wouldn’t Want To Live There”
“Sussex County Always Skeeved Me Out”
“Stations Of The Cross: Betrayed By The GOP”
“It Wasn’t My Fault”
“I Mew”
“Of Mice & Men, & Pants”
“Salesianum Witch Trials”
“Jason & The Argoments-Not”
“Buy This Book Or Evan Will Step On Your Head”
“Delaware Politics dot Net – Epic Fail”
Must raise me game. Okay…. “Origin of the Specious”.
That just happened!
“What I Learned About the Constitution And Summarily Rejected”
“Are you there, God? It’s me, Christine – and, boy, am I pissed!”
Pride & Prejudiced Ignorant White Trailer Trash
None In The Box, Some In The Bush-The Christine O’Donnell story.
“The Constitution…for Dummies”
” O’ Done”.
“One Dunk or Two, A Tea Bag Tragedy”
“Smile, God Says So”
“We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Facts”
“Under Palin’s Shadow: A Conservative Abandoned”
“Because God Said So”
“Smoking Crack With Dave”
“An Evening With Evan”
“Please Tell Me How”
“When Money Doesn’t Cut It”
“I Voted For Korn”
“Which Way To The Bank?”
“Widen Your Waist; Slim The Budget”
“Iran: What Is It Good For?”
“Rick Jensen Sucks Donkey Dick”
“I Could Be Wrong”
“Say No To Media; Somebody Write This Book”
“Nice Girls Finish Last”
“If Fetuses Could Vote…”
“Retroviral Vectors for Potential Use in Gene Therapy for Nonhemotopietic Tissues”