Time For A Blue Hen Truth Bomb

Filed in National by on January 8, 2011

Casey Keeler is a no heart chump who can’t close the deal and win the big one (except once and a whole bunch of times in the JV championships with South Jersey State Auto Body College.)

Furthermore… If i ever see him I’m going to kick his ass. Or, more likely, I’m going to thrust one of my tiny fists at his waist and he is going to look down on me and think that some kid with progeria broke free from his handlers.

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  1. RSmitty says:

    Actually, J, he is 1-2 in the champs with UD, was 0-5 with Rowan. He’s going to get his tires kicked by some BCS teams shortly, anyway. He’ll have to analyze if cherry-picking BCS-level QBs (and staying at UD) is where is bread-n-butter is, or if going to BCS (with the same level of QBs) and be no better than mediocre at best is where he’s at.

    Honestly, he’s not a bad coach, but handled that second half like a piece of CRI expose.

  2. jason330 says:

    Thanks for bringing the actual journalism. (Why did I think his record at Rowan was better?) Anyway, yeah. He has one rabbit and one hat. Find the best third stringer from a big school who wants to get on the field and have a winning season most of the time. How do you make the jump to the big leagues with a playbook that thin?

  3. John Young says:

    why do you have to make a crack at people with an inherited genetic disease to make your point?

  4. jason330 says:

    “why do you have to make a crack at people with an inherited genetic disease to make your point?”

    I don’t have to. I want to.

  5. reis says:

    I turned it off at half-time. figured it was a slam-dunk at that point.

  6. John Young says:

    says a lot about you.

  7. jason330 says:

    One in 8 million people get progeria. It is not statistically possible that a DL reader has it or even knows somebody with it. And even if a DL reader, by some statistical mystery, had progeria – I think they would find the joke funny.

  8. John Young says:

    ok

  9. dIsappointed says:

    C’mon – Keeler didn’t lose a 19 point lead all by himself.

  10. jason330 says:

    The 1-7 championship record is telling.