20 Comments

  1. skippertee
    March 4, 2011,

    Oh Newtie!
    Remember when you’d come home crying because the cheerleaders made fun of your pimply faced little rotund body leering at them as they practiced their routines?
    Look at you now!
    Surrounded by sweet pussy-cats.And one is a woman.
    For the life of me, I’ll never understand how you do it.
    But you sure as hell ain’t heppin’ me none.
    I can barely afford my cat food on my social security check.
    And honey, I don’t have no cats.

  3. pandora
    March 4, 2011,

    Did I miss something? When did Cindy McCain divorce John and marry Newt?

    The likeness is remarkable.

  4. skippertee
    March 4, 2011,

    Just another Stepford wife?

  5. Jason330
    March 4, 2011,

    “I’m such a great family man. Just look at how devoted I am to MY FOURTH WIFE!” Honestly. What is Newt thinking with this picture?

  6. Joanne Christian
    March 4, 2011,

    “THINKING”…..jason? It’s a bit more primal than that I’m afraid. Never was a fan…..as Newt goes poll to pole.

  7. dv
    March 4, 2011,

    notice it’s only a head shot. Because if they go lower past the neck, his 52 inch waste line will take up more of the picture.

    The guy has no chance.

    I love how the media fails to keep reminding people he stepped down as house leader in disgrace and amid some pretty significant ethics issues. His own party asked him to do so…

  8. Jason330
    March 4, 2011,

    I’m just glad they settled on “Newt Explore 2012” instead of “Explore Newt 2012” which would have been disgusting.

  9. Newshound
    March 4, 2011,

    Ya gotta love the Newtster! 😉 He’s unabashed!

  10. Geezer
    March 4, 2011,

    They’ve photoshopped out quite a bit of jowliness, too. In real life he’s starting to look like Droopy Dog.

  11. skippertee
    March 4, 2011,

    Ha-ha-ha HA-ha.Ha-ha-ha-ha-HA! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!-Woody Woodpecker.

  13. Geezer
    March 4, 2011,

    “He’s unabashed!”

    Oh, he’s bashed quite a bit on sites like this.

  14. mediawatch
    March 4, 2011,

    Nice work on the photoshopping, but hurtful to cats in all 50 states.

  15. delbert
    March 4, 2011,

    Give a hoot! Vote for Newt. Looks like Obama might be another one term Democrat. Then he and Carter can wax poetically together.

  16. anon
    March 4, 2011,

    Damn I hope Newt is the bagger candidate. Can you imagine the laffs we will have on latenight TV? Boot Newt!

  17. Geezer
    March 4, 2011,

    “Looks like Obama might be another one term Democrat.”

    It’s admirable that you would go against the opinion of so many people who know so much more about such things than you do. Good luck with the punditry career.

  18. donviti
    March 4, 2011,

    lest we forget, this guy is Tyler Dixon’s hero too

    just sayin

  19. donviti
    March 4, 2011,

    oh and I dare anyone to find a picture of Newt that isn’t shoulders and above.

  20. xstryker
    March 5, 2011,

    oh please, oh please, oh please, nominate Newt or Palin… take the cat fud….

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