Newt’s Web Site is Crazy
Some scamp added the picture of the kittens. Another scamp (named Newt Gingrich) added the picture of wife number four.
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Some scamp added the picture of the kittens. Another scamp (named Newt Gingrich) added the picture of wife number four.
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Oh Newtie!
Remember when you’d come home crying because the cheerleaders made fun of your pimply faced little rotund body leering at them as they practiced their routines?
Look at you now!
Surrounded by sweet pussy-cats.And one is a woman.
For the life of me, I’ll never understand how you do it.
But you sure as hell ain’t heppin’ me none.
I can barely afford my cat food on my social security check.
And honey, I don’t have no cats.
His wife has quite an impressive helmet of hair.
Did I miss something? When did Cindy McCain divorce John and marry Newt?
The likeness is remarkable.
Just another Stepford wife?
“I’m such a great family man. Just look at how devoted I am to MY FOURTH WIFE!” Honestly. What is Newt thinking with this picture?
“THINKING”…..jason? It’s a bit more primal than that I’m afraid. Never was a fan…..as Newt goes poll to pole.
notice it’s only a head shot. Because if they go lower past the neck, his 52 inch waste line will take up more of the picture.
The guy has no chance.
I love how the media fails to keep reminding people he stepped down as house leader in disgrace and amid some pretty significant ethics issues. His own party asked him to do so…
I’m just glad they settled on “Newt Explore 2012” instead of “Explore Newt 2012” which would have been disgusting.
Ya gotta love the Newtster! 😉 He’s unabashed!
They’ve photoshopped out quite a bit of jowliness, too. In real life he’s starting to look like Droopy Dog.
Ha-ha-ha HA-ha.Ha-ha-ha-ha-HA! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!-Woody Woodpecker.
he looks like the Judge from the Wall
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“He’s unabashed!”
Oh, he’s bashed quite a bit on sites like this.
Nice work on the photoshopping, but hurtful to cats in all 50 states.
Give a hoot! Vote for Newt. Looks like Obama might be another one term Democrat. Then he and Carter can wax poetically together.
Damn I hope Newt is the bagger candidate. Can you imagine the laffs we will have on latenight TV? Boot Newt!
“Looks like Obama might be another one term Democrat.”
It’s admirable that you would go against the opinion of so many people who know so much more about such things than you do. Good luck with the punditry career.
lest we forget, this guy is Tyler Dixon’s hero too
just sayin
oh and I dare anyone to find a picture of Newt that isn’t shoulders and above.
oh please, oh please, oh please, nominate Newt or Palin… take the cat fud….