So as not to needlessly antagonize our Chinese overlords, the already shot remake of “Red Dawn” is being touched up in editing to remove China as the menace to American liberty and sovereignty.
That makes sense because North Korea is about as formidable an adversary to the feisty WOVERINES!! as the original 1984 bad guys… Nicaragua.
Red Dawn 2011 Release Date: TBD
Red Dawn 2011 Teabag Boner Popping: Ongoing
Bonus: Check out these North Korean Kindergarteners on guitar.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjvVgNMPtI[/youtube]
The Woverines better bring their A game.