It’s Always Sunny/DWTS Predictions Mashup
FYI…Rob McElhenney as Mac, was rocking a Deer Park Tavern T-Shirt on tonight’s It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but that is ancelillary to the main point of this post. To wit…
DWTS Predictions: Ignore these at your peril. I’ve been spookily accurate to the point drawing heat from the FCC for probable Charles Van Doren style “game show fixing” charges.
- Chelsea Kane (Actress?) 1 episode of “Wizards of Waverly Place” does not a “star” make. DQ’ed 10th
- “Psycho” Mike Catherwood (Radio Personality) Mike who? Not as star, so DQ’ed 9th
- Romeo (Rapper) Not a star, so….DQ’ed 8th
- Wendy Williams (media personality) Not sure who this is. She gets the wild card spot. Xth
- Chris Jericho (Wrestler) He will pretend to dance as he pretended to wrestle. 7th
- Hines Ward (Football Player) Will lose to Patriots in snowy quarterfinal. No better than 6th.
- Kirstie Alley (Once Hot, Now Fat Actress) The judges like fat because they equate it with “feisty” 5th
- Sugar Ray Leonard (Boxer) Poor Sugar Ray. Please fire whoever told you “It’ll be FUN!!” 4th (The detached retina can’t save you now Sugar Ray.)
- Petra Nemcova (Model) Born June 24, 1979 in a Communist-ruled Czech Republic. (Thank you St. Ronny for defeating communism.) 3rd
- Kendra Wilkinson (Paid to Walk Around Nude in Front of Heffner) She has actual “dancing” experience. 2nd
- Ralph Macchio (Oddly Well Preserved Child Actor) He can dance. This year’s sleeper favorite. 1st
The final between Kendra and Ralph will be a classic good versus evil match-up, which the producers will underscore by putting Kendra in a the red Cobra Kai karate gi once worn by Johnny Lawrence.
Jason, what are you doing to your beautiful brain? This is funny stuff but I fear you are endangering precious brain cells. ;o)
As Karl Marx once remarked to Harpo, “Some people have opium, and some have really bad reality TV.”
To which Harpo replied through a series of honks and frenzied pantomimes, “Don’t mention opium unless you have some.”
LOL,LOL,LOL
Ditto Auntie Dem.
1. Mac’s actually from Philly, so that’s a nice little hat tip (he’s worn that Deer Park shirt before). Also on a side note I met the cast when Nightman toured, the are SO UNBELIEVABLY NICE.
2. Wendy’s a talk show host, previously the female howard stern radio personality for gays (at least my gay friends). Given the audience for this show, I wouldn’t count her out.
3. GET HIM A BODY BAG JOHNNY, YEAH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
OMG. that video iS SO AWESOME!!!
seriously whever they dug up the ENTIRE ORIGINAL COBRA KAI CREW? genius.