– Not getting enough credit for catching Osama Bin Laden.
– Not getting enough credit for the June 6th, 1944 invasion of Normandy .
– Not getting enough credit for Yale’s 1967 defeat of Harvard even though he “cheered his heart out for that one.”
-Not getting any credit for all the people he didn’t kill while drunk driving from 1969-1989.
– Being called “Jeb’s Slow Brother” his entire life until being elected President.
– Two girls were whispering at the mall that time …probably about him, although not 100% sure, but still, you know…it made him “feel yucky inside.”