Things That Hurt George W. Bush’s Feelings

Filed in National by on May 5, 2011

– Not getting enough credit for catching Osama Bin Laden.

– Not getting enough credit for the June 6th, 1944 invasion of Normandy .

– Not getting enough credit for Yale’s 1967 defeat of Harvard even though he “cheered his heart out for that one.”

-Not getting any credit for all the people he didn’t kill while drunk driving from 1969-1989.

– Being called “Jeb’s Slow Brother” his entire life until being elected President.

– Two girls were whispering at the mall that time …probably about him, although not 100% sure, but still, you know…it made him “feel yucky inside.”

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  1. skippertee says:

    I don’t want to pile on.
    Bush has enough self-awareness to know he’s going down as one of our worst presidents.
    He’s staying out of the “lime-light”.
    He is the prez I’d like to hoist a few with as long as politics were no part of the conversation.
    But idiot’s like us, when together, are FUCKING ENTERTAINING!!!

  2. anon says:

    When Laura opens the pickle jar she has to reassure George he loosened it.

  3. I wonder why Bush put out the word that his fee-fees are hurt. He’s not getting the credit for bin Laden’s capture because he doesn’t deserve it.

  4. ek says:

    Treacherous pretzels.

  5. MJ says:

    George who?

  6. Joe Cass says:

    -being Cheney’s bitch

  7. Kilroy says:

    Come on now Jason, if it wasn’t for Bush Obama wouldn’t have won 🙂

  8. reis says:

    Ruth Ann won’t return his calls.

  9. delbert says:

    If only Gore had been smart enough to have Clinton campaign for him at least a little bit. GDubs would have been a footnote instead of a past Prez for us to laugh about.

  10. Jason330 says:

    Dear Diary, Today delbert made a comment that made sense and was true. I’m not sure what is going on, but it is disorienting.

  11. delbert says:

    But don’t get me wrong, I like laughing about GDubs.

  12. anon says:

    The right-wing antipathy for GWB is only skin-deep. It is mostly a smokescreen that allows them to go even further right – “Bush wasn’t a real conservative.”

    But ask them about almost anything GWB did and they are for it.