Delaware Liberal

Top Four Anthony DeLuca Security Protocols

To keep the pack of Yakuza hit men that out are to get Anthony Deluca off the trail, the state of Delaware has instituted an extreme set of security protocols to protect our most important resident.

This is merely the tip of the DeLuca Security Iceberg.

4. There are no fewer than FIVE DeLuca look a likes that take turns going out for groceries and picking up the dry cleaning.
3. All pizza deliveries are passed through a steel locker, the outside facing and inside facing doors of which cannot be opened at the same time.
2. From perches on his neighbors rooftops, a Blackwater Private Security Detail (BPSD) continuously sweep the streets when Deluca walks his dog.
1. Undisclosed arrival and departure times from his two state jobs.

Chad Livengood provides the details.

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