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Top Ten Reasons Terrorist Have (so far) Failed to Kill Tony DeLuca

10. Dr. Emmett Brown kept the plutoniom for his time machine.
9. The box cutters were supposed to be in the drawer next to the tin foil. (Who moved them?)
8. DeLuca continues to not travel to Iraq or Afghanistan.
7. In fighting between the Red Brigade and the IRA about who gets the credit.
6. The FBI’s clever “Tony DeLuca who?” strategy of misdirection.
5. Terrorist flomoxed by the “Be back in 1/2 hour” sign on DeLuca’s door.
4. Terrorist still don’t know abut the secret tunnel connecting DeLuca’s house to Hardees.
3. DeLuca murder plot really just an elaborate ruse to get into Nakatomi Towers
2. DeLuca never works at any one of his three jobs for longer than 15 minutes.

The number 1 reason terroists have (so far) failed to kill Tony DeLuca…

Terrorist aren’t trying to kill Tony DeLuca.

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