Bucket List

Filed in National by on July 22, 2011

At my age, I’m at the point of realizing that there are some bucket list items that I’m probably never going to get done. Dating Phoebe Cates for example. I’m not sad about it, I’m just resigned to the fact that it probably isn’t going to happen. I don’t walk around with my head down just because I’ll probably never drive up to a Zurich bank, walk in to the safety deposit box area, open a safe deposit box to find neat stacks of various currency, remove those stacks of currency to find dozens of valid passports and a gun. I’ll also probably never have a vacation home that is only accessible by submarine.

Again, it is no big deal. I’m sure a great many of my bucket list items are still in play.

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  1. delbert says:

    Imagination is a wonderful thing.

  2. Jason330 says:

    Indeed. I hope you make it to Dutch Wonderland one day.

  3. Jason330 says:

    I know, right? What ever happened to the future proposed during our childhoods?

  4. donviti says:

    I rode a submarine for 3 years plus. It aint that great.

    I will say I’ve resigned to the fact that I will not sing of perform in front of a 80,000 folks at Wembley Stadium. I really thought I had a chance there for a while.

  5. donviti says:

    and I’m never going to be a hacker that works for Wiki-leaks

  6. Rebecca says:

    Two things I thought I wanted but now I don’t . . .
    a yellow XKE convertible and a leopard coat. The XKE was totally unrealiable and the leopard coat is politically incorrect these days. Oh well.

  7. Dana Garrett says:

    My bucket got rusty and developed a huge hole in it. I no longer worry about having regrets because although I’ve made many mistakes, in retrospect I did the best I could at the time given what I was working with. Nevertheless, I’m still certain that Halle Berry would think I am the best.