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Now We Know What Caused The Earthquake

Apparently gay marriage is responsible for yesterday’s earthquake along the East Coast. So says Rabbi Yehuda Levin.

Levin, who is involved with NOM (the anti-marriage equality group), claims that the quake, which was centered in Eric Cantor’s House district, was retribution from G-D.

“The Talmud states, ‘You have shaken your male member in a place where it doesn’t belong. I too, will shake the Earth,’” Levin says.

Now, I’ve studied the Talmud and I do not remember anything in it or any of the commentaries that even mention the words “male member” or even shaking it.

As usual, this is just some schmuck who wants to get his 15 minutes of fame. Maybe he was channeling Jerry Falwell. He has about 6 weeks to prepare to repent for his outrageous statements. Yom Kippur is just around the corner.

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