Tag: Religious Nutjobs

Your WTF Video of the Day

Filed in National by on May 2, 2012 5 Comments

A North Carolina pastor has a pretty straight-forward way to make sure your kids don’t turn gay. Beat the shit out of them.

Can I make it any clearer? Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch. Ok?

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Now We Know What Caused The Earthquake

Filed in National by on August 24, 2011 8 Comments

Apparently gay marriage is responsible for yesterday’s earthquake along the East Coast. So says Rabbi Yehuda Levin. Levin, who is involved with NOM (the anti-marriage equality group), claims that the quake, which was centered in Eric Cantor’s House district, was retribution from G-D. “The Talmud states, ‘You have shaken your male member in a place […]

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Time for Pat Robertson to Hang it Up

Filed in National by on January 25, 2011 4 Comments

I know that Pat Robertson hates the gays. He’s been on us for decades, blaming us for earthquakes, hurricanes, forest fires, and 9/11. Personally, me thinks he dost protest too much (you know what they say about closet cases – the ones who yell the loudest about the gays are the ones with the most […]

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Thursday’s Asshat of the Day

Filed in National by on October 14, 2010 12 Comments

It seems that Carl Paladino had some second thoughts about his homophobic statements he made this past Sunday while visiting an Orthodox Jewish synagogue in Brooklyn. And those second thoughts and the apology he issued have cost him the endorsement of today’s asshat, Rabbi Yehuda Levin. Levin is what we call in Yiddish a tuchas […]

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Who Did God Vote For?

Filed in Delaware by on September 19, 2010 3 Comments

In an exclusive scoop, the News Journal reveals God’s voting choice.

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No Homo Mayors, Burn a Koran

Filed in National by on July 26, 2010 2 Comments

What do homosexuals and burning the Koran have to do with each other? Not much, unless you are the weak-minded pastor of a Gainesville FL church.

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