Who Did God Vote For?

Filed in Delaware by on September 19, 2010

I know ballots are supposed to be secret but someone slipped and revealed who God voted for in the voting booth:

Urquhart believes his victory is “God’s will,” and he believes he will be able to help heal the party of its sharp divisions.

I didn’t realize God was that worried about debt.

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  1. anon says:
    September 19, 2010 at 9:52 am

    Urq is right. Once all the Republicans who don’t think liberals are Nazis have fled the party, the party will once again be unified.

  2. heragain says:
    September 19, 2010 at 10:00 am

    God was so worried about debt once that He sent His Son to pay it off. 😉

    See? I was raised wit an eddication. Happy Yom Kippur.

  3. MJ says:
    September 19, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Funny, St. Bodie Girl also said it was G-D’s will that he lost the election. I wonder which G-D is correct?

    BTW – we don’t wish anyone a Happy Yom Kippur. The proper greeting is to wish everyone an easy fast and that they be sealed in the Book of Life.

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