Who Did God Vote For?

I know ballots are supposed to be secret but someone slipped and revealed who God voted for in the voting booth:

Urquhart believes his victory is “God’s will,” and he believes he will be able to help heal the party of its sharp divisions.

I didn’t realize God was that worried about debt.

3 Comments

  1. anon

    Urq is right. Once all the Republicans who don’t think liberals are Nazis have fled the party, the party will once again be unified.

  2. heragain

    God was so worried about debt once that He sent His Son to pay it off. 😉

    See? I was raised wit an eddication. Happy Yom Kippur.

  3. MJ

    Funny, St. Bodie Girl also said it was G-D’s will that he lost the election. I wonder which G-D is correct?

    BTW – we don’t wish anyone a Happy Yom Kippur. The proper greeting is to wish everyone an easy fast and that they be sealed in the Book of Life.

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