NRA Claims ‘Massive Obama Conspiracy’ Not to Ban Guns

Filed in National by on September 24, 2011

The NRA is so freaking angry. They just know that President has a plan to take away their guns. The very fact that this administration has done nothing on gun control is just proof that they are determined to ban guns. It makes perfect sense if you are a gun nut.

You just can’t please some people.

In the eyes of National Rifle Association (NRA) executive vice president Wayne LaPierre, President Barack Obama’s decision not to pursue gun control legislation is a “massive conspiracy,” and just another reason not to give him a second term.

“[The Obama campaign] will say gun owners — they’ll say they left them alone,” LaPierre told an audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) Friday. “In public, he’ll remind us that he’s put off calls from his party to renew the Clinton [assault weapons] ban, he hasn’t pushed for new gun control laws… The president will offer the Second Amendment lip service and hit the campaign trail saying he’s actually been good for the Second Amendment.”

“But it’s a big fat stinking lie!” the NRA leader exclaimed. “It’s all part of a massive Obama conspiracy to deceive voters and destroy the Second Amendment in our country.”

“Obama himself is no fool. So when he got elected, they concocted a scheme to stay away from the gun issue, lull gun owners to sleep and play us for fools in 2012. Well, gun owners are not fools and we are not fooled,” La Pierre declared.

“Sotomayor, Kagan, Fast & Furious, the United Nations, executive orders. Those are the facts we face today… President Obama and his cohorts, yeah, they’re going to deny their conspiracy to fool gun owners. Some in the liberal media, they are already probably blogging about it. But we don’t care because the lying, conniving Obama crowd can kiss our Constitution!”

Gun control advocates have criticized the president for not pushing for new gun control legislation in the wake of a January shooting that left Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) in serious condition and six others dead.

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  1. puck says:

    Everybody’s waiting for their own version of THE REVEAL.

  2. anon says:

    Yesterday the “Randians” launched a new SuperPac. “FreedomWorks for America” group plans a $20million campaign to elect candidates like Demint and Rand Paul. This PAC can spend unlimited dollars to attack democratic Senators.

    Why is this PAC different? Unlike many other organizations this group will focus on the most extreme, right wing candidates in Texas, AZ and Florida. If they can win the Randians take over the Senate just like the House.

    The Senate led by new Randian senate will end Medicare, privatize medicaid, stop unemployment, foodstamps, repeal health care, roll back civil rights and end the EPA.

    Progressives need their own SuperPacs in these states!

  3. Frank says:

    It’s simple.

    Sex addicts want their sex toys.

  4. skippertee says:

    I’ve always considered my penis a gun symbol.
    Ergo: no need for the BLUE STEEL variety.

  5. anon40 says:

    Wayne LaPierre is off his rocker. I own a gun. It’s been locked in a safe for nearly 10 years. I’m all for the 2nd Amendment, but I hate the NRA. They’re a bunch of PARANOID right wing douche bags.