More Things That Kovach Says He Isn’t

Filed in National by on October 12, 2011

I am not a career politician.

I am not sitting in this chair at the University and Whist Club.

I am not crossing my legs, and

I am clearly not thinking that Sussex County Republicans are a bunch of bumbling dumbfucks.

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:
    October 12, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    He isn’t office hopping.

    He isn’t the GOP’s only hope.

  2. Jason330 says:
    October 12, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    He isn’t wondering how he got talked into running.

  3. donviti says:
    October 13, 2011 at 6:54 am

    I thought it wasn’t proper to button your jacket while sitting.

  4. anon says:
    October 13, 2011 at 7:25 am

    I am not kissing RWNJ ass when I go to their Bull Roasts.

  5. Jason330 says:
    October 13, 2011 at 10:00 am

    I am not stealthily farting right now.

  6. liberalgeek says:
    October 13, 2011 at 10:13 am

    I am not the great white hope of the Delaware Republican party.

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