More Things That Kovach Says He Isn’t

I am not a career politician.

I am not sitting in this chair at the University and Whist Club.

I am not crossing my legs, and

I am clearly not thinking that Sussex County Republicans are a bunch of bumbling dumbfucks.

6 Comments

  1. Jason330

    He isn’t wondering how he got talked into running.

  2. I thought it wasn’t proper to button your jacket while sitting.

  3. anon

    I am not kissing RWNJ ass when I go to their Bull Roasts.

  4. Jason330

    I am not stealthily farting right now.

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