David Anderson Bait
As far as I can tell, David Anderson is a supporter of Herman Cain. I don’t know for sure, because I try not to stay on Delaware Politics too long so as not too long, for fear of cooties. No seriously. Every time I visit it I get an alert, in both Explorer and Firefox, that some security certificate on the page is bogus or something. I find it fitting, since conservatism is a virus, it is only natural viruses should exist on the home of the right wing in Delaware.
But anyway, if he is a supporter of Herman Cain, he really should back Rick Santorum. He sounds like up David’s alley.
“We’ll repeal Obamacare and get rid any idea that you have to have abortion coverage or contraceptive coverage. One of the things that I will talk about that no president has talked about before is I think the dangers of contraception in this country, the sexual liberty idea and many in the Christian faith have said, you know contraception is OK. It’s not OK because it’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be,” – Rick Santorum, taking the Christianist war against individual freedom back to contraception.
Rick Santorum. This is what happens when you beat you kid for jerking off.
They’re not born, they’re made.
We’ve said it before, we’ll say it again: It’s all about sex, and only about sex. More specifically, it’s all about women having and enjoying sex – something conservative men don’t experience. 🙂
As far as DP… I get that security certificate alert, as well. My bet is that site hasn’t been cleaned up since Dave Burris left.
When you are losing on every front, pick a fight on an issue that was settles 35 years ago. Makes sense.
Santorum is obsessed with saving the trillions of sperm suffocated every day in the death caps we call condoms.
Can’t top what VC wrote. I wonder if Nair works for hairy palms.
Rick Santorum is the best argument I can find in favor of abortion.
Nuff Said:
I see Santorum as a hated school principal somewhere in the heart of Pennsyltucky.
A principal who tries to install cameras in the girl’s locker rooms to make sure nothing “sinful” is going on.
“girls?”
Yes, Puck. That is what we call females in high school. Girls.
maybe “women not yet legally recognized as adults” is the more appropriate term?
Am I the only one who got puck’s joke? 😉
I hope he didnt mean that i should have written “boys”. Because then he’d be calling Santorum gay as an insult….. which is wrong and conservativey.
Also not very believable considering the guy has six kids, who are the real victims of having Rick Santorum for a father.
Ben,
He did mean you should have written boys, not because being gay is an insult, but because a number of socially conservative preachers, Catholic clergymen and Republican politicians have been caught doing precisely that. I really hope you are not going to defend child molesters.
But Geezer is right, Santorum is not gay. He is just freaked out by sex.
I meant that Santorum doth protest too much about gays. Nothing more.
so where does contraception and oral or anal sex intersect?
I dont get it?
if that is your preferred method contrception isnt needed – unless I missed something in Biology class….
WOW – Santorum must have a dull sex life
I once had a good friend who was clearly gay, but was too devoutly Catholic to admit it. I think he was probably celibate. Good guy though – not judgmental like Santorum.
The new constitutional rules for sex. (president santorum edition)
Sodomy is a capital offense.
everything but missionary though a hole in the sheet for the purpose of pro-creation is sodomy. If the woman reaches orgasm (which is not at all necessary for conception) it is sodomy. If it happens out of wedlock … sodomy. Hands must remain above the shoulders. If the woman fails to become pregnant she will be investigated for murder. God and Jesus are required to be thanked AFTER sex, but if they are mentioned during…. it shall be considered SODOMY and punishable by the woman being investigated for murder. The man will get a M.R.U.C (mobil replacement uterus carrier) to impregnate until his wife is “corrected”. He will, of course have to divorce his wife and marry the M.U.R.C. Or else it will be SODOMY!!
Rick may not be gay (and i doubt any gay person would lament that) but he sure loves his sodomy.
SB – so everyone has to have sex the Chasidic way? If that’s the case, then they can only have sex on Friday night.
If you check the hotlink out, you will see that our position at DP is in favor of fidelity in marriage and the blessing of children first but okay with contraception. It is a million times better than the bloody killing of an innocent child.
“It is a million times better than the bloody killing of an innocent child.”
So is abortion.