Gloria (Gaynor) Cain Will Survive

It seems as though not everything is hunky dory in the Cain household.

According to the Huffington Post,

As Herman Cain headed home on Friday to Georgia to face his wife for the first time since Ginger White alleged an affair with him, a new report surfaced stories of the couple having deep marital unrest long before Cain’s presidential campaign was rocked by allegations of sexual harassment.

“It never felt like a real marriage when I was around them,” someone close to the family told the Daily Beast. “Mostly he was always gone and his wife seemed to be OK with it. Not being together seemed the norm for their marriage, and Gloria didn’t seem to mind. His kids didn’t seem to mind either.”

However, even though she defended him when the first allegations of sexual harassment were raised, Gloria Cain did not know of his alleged affair with Ginger White. And she ain’t happy.

But a campaign worker told the Daily Beast that she was pressured to do the interview and won’t defend her husband again against Ginger White’s story.

“She doesn’t want to be forced to do that again because she knows he’s had girlfriends for many years,” the source said. “She just looked the other way. But if he won’t get out of the race, she may have to.”

And a new, made up “Women for Herman Cain” group has surfaced, using models who are not Cain supporters on the website.

Herman, Herman, Herman. Didn’t you learn from Gary Hart, John Tower, Larry Craig, et al, to keep it zipped?

Since you’re obviously have a crap week, Herman, I’m dedicating the following video to you.

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