Why Must Crazy Wingnuts Be So Stupid Too?

Michele Bachmann told an Iowa crowd today that, were she President right now, she would close down the U.S. Embassy in Tehran, I guess in retaliation to the storming of the British Embassy yesterday. Now, no doubt, the thought of Bachmann being President right now has caused you to start screaming, or laughing, or both, uncontrollably. I will wait for you to stop.

Wednesday Open Thread [11.30.11]

"You want to know the biggest reason Mitt Romney hasn't surged at any point in the Republican Presidential race this year? It's because the more GOP primary voters across the country have been exposed to him, the less they've liked him. There are 13 places PPP has polled the Republican race in October or November where it also did a poll sometime between January and March. In those places Romney's net favorability has dropped by an average of 15 points over the course of the year."

Senators Coons, Don’t Vote for This

The US Senate's Defense Authorization Bill redefines America as a "battlefield" and authorizes US troops to conduct military arrests of civilians on US soil, and to indefinitely detain citizens without charge or trial. The ACLU wants you to write to your senator and demand that this insanity not pass. Call Senator Coons at (302) 573-6345

The Christine O’Donnell “Behind-Closed-Doors/I Don’t Know My Own Mind” Primary State Tour

One-time tea party darling and thrice-failed Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell is asking voters in the key early nominating states to help her choose a GOP candidate to endorse for president. She needs help in choosing a candidate to support because it's, oh so, hard and confusing? I'm not buying it. This is about what it's always about with Christine: Attention.

Team Obama Strategy to Weaken Romney In Order to Help Gingrich Appears to Be Working

Gingrich is the least popular politician in the country and is probably among the least popular people in the country. Naturally, Team Obama wants to meet him in the general instead of the more telegenic and electable Mitt Romney. But could Republicans possibly be stupid enough to nominate Newt "serial adulterer, lobbyist for Fannie Mae, delivered divorce papers to his wife on her cancer bed, has a million dollar line of credit at a jewelry store" Gingrich? Why, yes. They could well be that stupid.

Help Program Tomorrow’s Al Mascitti Show!

El Somnambulo will appear on the Al Mascitti Show this Wednesday, November 29 at 10 a.m. 1150-Newsradio on your AM dial. For the first time ever, I'm giving you the chance to propose topics for the show. I've already got three lined up, but I usually go through five or six in two hours.