Fecal Tsunami

Barack Obama may have the mojo — and I stress may — to withstand the fecal tsunami of GOP super PAC attack ads this year. But four years from now — unless the Democrats have become vastly more friendly to the interests of billionaires than they already are — how is the first Democratic non-incumbent to run in a Citizens United world possibly going to compete with right-wing billionaire cash?

Keith Spanarelli to Primary Sen. Carper. Who?

I used The Google to find out that he appears to be a fan of Top Gun, at least according to what appears to be his Facebook page. Then I found his campaign page. Right now it is just a place holder with a donate button. I am disappointed that I am not writing about our very own Jason right now. I mean, if a "Some Dude" is going to be the only Democratic challenger to Senator Carper, then I would rather it be Jason. Alas, since it is Kevin Spanarelli, I will endeavor to find out more about it.

No, Governor, We Will Not.

I am sorry, but JPMorgan Chase and the entire financial sector deserves every single ounce of derision and scrutiny they get. They have paid no price for their wrongdoing, and like any dog or insolent child, they are repeating their wrongdoing again as a result. And like any "new age" parent, Governor Markell would prefer us all to take a time out and talk nicely to child, rather than yelling at him and punishing him.

Polling Report [5.16.12]

We have a mother load of polls to go through today, mostly because I was away from a computer all day yesterday. But before we get to the polls, let me first thank our beloved fire and mouth breathing teabaggers, for making yet another Senate seat now extremely competitive. Nebraska, like Indiana, was supposed to be won easily by the GOP this fall. Indeed, Nebraska was going to be an all important pick up seat, allowing the GOP to possibly take control of the chamber, as incumbent Democratic Senator Ben Nelson was finally retiring. Alas... the establishment far right candidates for the race were not far right and evil enough for the teabaggers.

General Assembly Post-Game Wrap-Up/Pre-Game Show: Weds., May 16, 2012

If today's column was science fiction, it'd be called "Invasion of the Home Invasion Bills". Oh, no! There are two of them, accosting every legislator in their path! Cut to the finish: Turns out both bills are harmless and toothless, so no Solomoronic solons were injured in the creation of this legislative fever dream. Both bills soon to be available to you at no cost in the guise of political brochures. SB 161 and HB 277 both passed the Senate yesterday. Since a Senate amendment was added to HB 277, both bills head to the House. Both bills create the 'new crime' of home invasion. Both bills are merely political window dressing, as there are already about 150 offenses that would put home invaders away for a long, long time. Did I mention that this is an election year?

“No Shit Sherlock” Judgement Against Sussex County Council’s Prayer Pracice

The Sussex County Council is its own worst enemy. Here is the table of contents from the plaintiff's argument.
I. The Sussex County Council’s practice of reciting the Lord’s Prayer before Council meetings is plainly unconstitutional A. The Lord’s Prayer is a distinctively Christian prayer B. Sectarian legislative prayers are unconstitutional C. Even under a more permissive minority view that allows individual sectarian prayers in some circumstances, the Council’s prayer practice unconstitutionally affiliates the Council with one particular religion D. The Council’s prayer practice also violates the Delaware Constitution