Freedumb: Poke eye with stick
President Obama should announce that it would be a terrible thing indeed if Republican governors poked their own eyes with sharp sticks. “It would be a terrible thing indeed, if a Republican governor poked his own eye with a sharp stick. My administration is strongly opposed to such eye poking among Republican governors.”
Something like that.
“An important part of this administration’s agenda is to have all Republican governors have two working eyes. Anything less would be dangerous to the future of America”
They wouldn’t be able to get their hands on some sharp sticks fast enough.