This Guy Represents all Bigoted Conservatives

He is so batshit crazy and dumb, he does not think through his protest to realize it might be hazardous. He is so mindbogglingly incompetent that he cannot carry out said protest without burning down the town. And then he runs away like the little coward that he is, evidencing how much he and all bigoted conservatives really disdain personal responsibility and accountability.

19 Comments

  1. Jason330

    “Quick, get in the car…” LMAO!

  2. I want to know who pissed in their Cheerios. That person could be the solution to our energy problems.

  3. I hope the local PD uses this video to track his sorry behind down too.

  4. puck

    Looks like a fake to me:

    1. Poor mastery of anti-gay rhetoric from the guy with the pink shirt and the lisp (just saying).
    2. Laughter in the background
    3. Posting a video of the “crime.”

    There seemed to be some kind of accelerant in the box. I bet as soon as the tape ended, they put out the fire and cleaned up the whole mess.

  5. Pencadermom

    I think it’s real.
    1.Putting an accelerant in the box doesn’t make it fake.
    2.He posted the crime because he’s that dumb.
    3.The laughter in the background is his oldest child, a daughter. He also has two sons. One is about 7 years old and the baby is named Levi. 🙂

  6. Joe Cass

    I’ll never eat Cheerios again. Until tomorrow morning @ 5:25 a.m. Also glad I smoke AFTER my bowl of goodness.

  7. puck

    I think we have a cereal killer on the loose.

  8. puck

    Are Cheerios really that flammable? This is a job for Mythbusters.

    On second thought, eff Mythbusters. I’m gonna try it myself. Les Chiriaux Flambé.

  9. It’s dried wheat products covered in sugar in extremely close proximity to a propane torch. Why wouldn’t it be that flammable?

  10. If you look really really close at the 44 second mark you can see the canister of accelerant he used inside the box by his foot. It is a small cylinder shooting flame.

  11. Aoine

    @cass – trust me – they are NOT that flammable

    not like that – dust can combust, especially grain dust, in a confined space, but this not have those elements

    the dripping indicated an accelerant

    I’m a professional in these matters – trust me

  12. Penulta

    A good laugh, but clearly fake.

  13. Jason330

    The closeted gay evangelical preacher hating on himself is the genuine article.

  14. Jason330

    Every bit as real as the terror he lives with knowing that he is gay.

  15. puck

    The whole scene conjures up a pagan sacrifice of grain upon the altar.

  16. Good thought, poor execution Just support Jack in the box, Chick-fil-a and Rex’s. Back those who back us.

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