Looking To Buy A Binder? Reviews Are Important

Filed in National by on October 18, 2012

Some people are really clever.  Over at Amazon

Avery 01320 Extra-Wide EZD Reference View Binder, 2inch  Capacity, White

Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032)
by Avery

List Price: $15.49
Price: $8.69 Eligible for free shipping with Amazon Prime.
Customer Reviews:
For any of you who might be considering, like me, purchasing this binder based on the reviews, let me just point out one glaring omission: While this is a lovely, multi-purpose binder, IT DOES NOT COME WITH WOMEN. Presumably one is expected to find women on one’s own, or contact women’s groups who are supposedly eager to help stock your empty binder with women.

For a first time buyer like myself, I have to say I would rather have waited until I had accumulated a few women before investing in a binder. Just a little warning for prospective buyers.

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Convenient storage for woman and related accessories, October 18, 2012
As a very busy and successful businessman and politician (who is also extremely wealthy), I need the most functional and easy to use items at my disposal. I have been using these Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White to store my multitudes of “not quite as qualified as men, but it’s ok because they’re only women” female candidates and employees.

There are many features that make this binder so useful:

-The EZ-turn rings keep the women contained during the day, but make it so easy to release them at 5:00 to go home to make dinner. With my previous binders, I had to devote too much of my time to freeing the women to complete their necessary household duties.
-The interior pockets provide storage for all the paraphernalia associated with women, like makeup bags, recipe books, etc. Before they would just clutter up the office.
-Women are now easily categorized for much faster reference! We have ours sorted into Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead…but you could easily group by age, bra size, typing speed, or anything else you could imagine!
-Grap-free rings make it seem as though you are completely serious about closing the gender gap!
-Durable construction can withstand all the banging on the glass ceiling organizers

Overall, I highly recommend these for anyone with heavy-duty women storage needs. If you are a lighter user of female storage, you may want to check out a Trapper Keeper for your needs instead.

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Maybe it’s just my women, but they don’t seem to want to fit into the space I’ve designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn’t seem to slow them down anymore.

I’m going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her.

I wish I was this funny.

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  1. cassandra_m says:

    Speaking of funny, that tumblr just keeps on giving.

    Pleasepleaseplease click on this! You will laugh all of the way home today.

  2. Delaware Dem says:

    My favorite binders full of women picture so far is this one:

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  3. Jason330 says:

    lol

  4. Linda says:

    Oh my goodness I had to stop reading the reviews they were hysterical and I was laughing too loud . . . people are truly amazing in their humor . . . the person that said he thought he heard bender instead of binder OMG!!!!

  5. blu gal in de says:

    I looked at this around 3pm today. There were a little over 600 reviews. Now there are almost 800! These folks are very clever.

    Oh, don’t forget to click on the comments on the reviews. Some of them are as funny as the review. I see lots of time wasted tonight…