Mike Protack Hates Mental Pedestrians, and Other Troll Comments
Last week, I shared some comments that lovable loser Mike Protack posted on my Facebook page in response to my cartoon about the Boy Scouts ban on gay scouts and scoutmasters. To sum it up, Protack thinks the push for acceptance of gay rights is a liberal agenda, promoted by mental midgets who hate America and love anal and oral sex, or something:
Well, since posting his public comments, Protack, who once ran for Governor, has completely transformed into a Facebook troll, sprinkling my page with a string of comments that can be classified as bizarre, hilarious, scary and brilliant.
Here is his calm-headed description of people who disagree with him:
Next, Protack calmly asserts his intellectual strength and dismisses all the “mental pedestrians” he’s forced to interact with:
When a lowly sub-human dares to question his IQ, Protack allows his massive brain to forget he even mentioned it, shifting effortlessly into the subject of my body parts:
Zola, Chomsky, Vonnegut, Barzun – their intellectual might and ability to articulate an opposing viewpoint pale in comparison to the wisdom Protack is able to posit:
Hang on, my Mom just posted a video of a dancing dog on my Facebook page. Will Protack link the dog to the homosexual agenda? Will he claim he’s a better dancer than that idiotic canine? Stay tuned.
Tags: Boy Scouts, Mike Protack, Rob Tornoe
Thanks for posting these, Rob. Protack likes to pretend he’s not a crackpot, and these comments of his stand as a permanent reminder that he is, indeed, a common, garden-variety crackpot, and a nasty one besides.
I love his tweet about percentage of the population
I guess Mike also thinks Jews shouldn’t get equal rights… we are about same, maybe less, population percentage as “teh gays”
Mike Protack hates Jews and endorses Iran’s position on Jews. Now the burden is on him to prove that wrong.
Is he that dumb or is he just posting with a phone?
Posting by smartphone is the online equivalent of writing with a crayon.
Maybe he should take a break from finding small enough population groups to hate, and clean up the rest of his campaign litter. I still see Protack dangly signs around Newark and Stanton area. I guess he is relying on those leachy public employees to clean up after him.
Given the vehemence of his sex comments, I’m wondering how long until we hear about mini mike being caught with a wide stance.
did you just suggest protack is gay, as an insult?
wait – is this the same intellectual giant that sent pink postcards out reviling another candidate
AND
the same guy that posted on DP (that wasteland) and when called on his comments under his IP address – coz they track IP address over there you know, said that someone else was posting and using his IP address….whatever.
OKKAAAAYYYY
next, it will be someone hijacked his FB account and he is not responsible – but he is always good for a laugh….
I would love it if he busted in some airport bathroom playing footsie under the door looking for a hook-up,
classic!!
PS – @Puck – easy on the cell phone posters (sometimes I just cannot help myself) 🙂
plus – crayons come in so many pretty colors…….
OMG – cassandra – tears!! i tell you TEARS!!
ROTFLMAO
Ben, I think she’s suggesting he’s a hypocrite, as an insult.
This is about on point with the type of ridiculous, absurd, and offensive comments he posts on my Facebook threads. I usually shut him up by making some reference to pink postcards and he will stay away for a week or so.
Now I am beginning to understand the call Mike made to me after I lost the Democratic Primary last September. I was confused at the time about his sudden interests in the Mitch Crane for Delaware signs that were up in New Castle County. He didn’t want the signs, only the long, hard rods they were attached to. and he offered to pay for them!
hey cool! Another “protack might be gay” joke. is this one bad because it was made by a Republican?
And Mitch Crane wins the internets today!
Wowwwwww Mitch.
“This is about on point with the type of ridiculous, absurd, and offensive comments…”
Mr. Matthews, I miss “Down With Absolutes”. It was one of my favorite blogs, most of the time. More objectivity, less censorship, etc.
Just sayin’…
Seriously, are we still talking about Protack? The guy who wrote the book on how to lose every single type of Delaware Political race known to man. This clown needs to retire from politics. Not to mention stop picking on and degrading people via facebook. It is very offensive and shows how very narrowed minded Protack is and always will be.
In case anyone is interested just for the record, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Airline Pilots make up 0.0329 of one percent of the American population.
Whenever we are tempted to feel cynical about the Delaware electorate, we should remind ourselves that the Delaware electorate has always been wise enough to reject Mike Protack the many, many times he has run for office.
Dana, that’s just because he hasn’t retired to Sussex county yet.
I am so sad that I blocked Mike Protack or else I would post some of the Facebook comments he made on a thread, some directed at others and some directed at my father. They were pretty disgusting, but almost amusing in their ridiculousness. The ultimate irony might be how often he insults others’ intelligence, although I do not think he will ever realize why that is so ironic. Poor Mike Protack, he has clearly become very bitter after losing so many elections, or he is just finally revealing himself for what he always was.