The right is confounded by Obama on Syria

Filed in National by on September 3, 2013

For wingnuts, up is the new down. Trying to make sense out of what passes for commentary among wignuts is a mug’s game. They hate President Obama with a white hot passion. The President is horrible, trying to accrue king like powers to himself in pursuit of a socialist kingship. But wait…this horrible President suddenly needs to hurry up and act more kingly with respect to Congress, or socialism and chaos will ensue. Because socialism flows from collaboration, (which in this case is a trick because he is trying to put congress in the scapegoat seat with this phony collaboration.) Get it? No? Me neither. Suffice it to say, because of Obama nefarious tricks, future Republican Presidents will not be able to bomb the world’s brownish people on a whim. The horror!

They are really in a fix, and that would be comical if not for the fact that the wignut press works hand-in-glove with a third of our government. Who knows what congress will come back from vacation thinking?

Anyway, the good news for wingnuts is that they have the media as a constant and ever present excuse for everything unwholesome. The media, it seems, is screwing up by making Obama seem strong by seeming weak. How dare they!?

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  1. ephraim says:

    I believe your title should read “flummoxed” rather than “flomoxed.”

  2. ephraim says:

    Oh dear. Needs to be “flummoxed” with a “u” rather than “flommoxed.” Alternatively, you could substitute “confounded.” 🙂

  3. Jason330 says:

    I guess I now know why I don’t use that word.