Obama’s “black” ops hit team leaves a strange calling card

Filed in National by on February 16, 2016

Read the account of the discovery of Scalia’s dead body and try to pick out the phrase that has wingnuts in full freak out mode.

Poindexter knocked on Scalia’s door about 8:30 the next morning. The door was locked and the judge did not answer. Three hours later, Poindexter returned from an outing and determined Scalia was still missing.

“We discovered the judge in bed, a pillow over his head. His bed clothes were unwrinkled,” said Poindexter.

“He was lying very restfully. It looked like he had not quite awakened from a nap,” he said.

“His hands were sort of almost folded on top of the sheets,” Poindexter told the New York Times. “The sheets weren’t rumpled up at all.”

If you think the phrase “…a pillow over his head” is sure sign that Obama’s Black Panther/Muslim hit team took out Scalia, you might be a wingnut.

If, upon reading that, you thought, “Excellent. Obama’s crack Black Panther/Muslim hit team left a pillow on his head to troll wingnuts” then you and I are kindred spirits.

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  1. Delaware Dem says:

    You know, I want half of the stuff the right wing says about President Obama to be true. You know, the seizing your guns, Jade Helm stuff. LOL.

    Anywho, the man was 79 and in congestive heart failure with high blood pressure. He went into cardiac arrest in his sleep. No mystery here.

  2. Did he go into cardiac arrest during/after he engaged in erotic asphyxiation? Were the PJ’s black leather?

    I’ve got a call into Dennis Hof right now.

    Failing that, I hope that America’s finest journalists, you know, those at TMZ, have their checkbook at the ready.

    BTW, is Vincent Foster’s killer still out there?

  3. puck says:

    My father used to sleep with a pillow on his head to drown out all our yammering (that’s not what killed him though).

  4. Jason330 says:

    DD, I also want the New York Times and MSNBC to be as liberal as wingnuts believe them to be.

  5. Tom Kline says:

    Obama won’t be able to get a janitor hired in the next eleven months.

  6. Jason340 says:

    Maybe. But he can have Republicans killed at will, it appears. I nominate Mitch McConnell for the next “natural causes”.

  7. Geezer says:

    If you saw “Godfather 2” you realize the pillow over the face was a message. Scalia was dying of the same heart attack for 20 years.

    Ask yourself, who benefits most by this? I think you’ll agree it’s Hillary. As ES notes, the Vince Foster hit man is still out there.

  8. Brock Landers says:

    Autoerotic asphyxiation gets a bad rap from unskilled practitioners. Use a spotter people.

  9. SussexAnon says:

    I heard that Scalia’s last words were “Your money’s on the dresser, chocolate.” and that his long time travelling companion “Carlos” has returned to his remote village in the Philippines.

  10. bamboozer says:

    And on a cautionary note Obama is still a’ comin’ fer yer guns and always will be, so don’t give up on barricading your basement just yet.

  11. Jason330 says:

    Also going to be snuffed out by Obama’s hit squad this year: Bob Dole. This 93 year old thorn in the side of the Caliphate must be stopped.

    Also – Nancy Reagan, the death (by “natural causes”) of this 95 year old believer in astrology will give America a big case of the sads.