Delaware Liberal

Is Bruce Ennis vunerable?

Arguing the affirmative stance is Celia: He is 77, and that is pretty old. Republicans are sending out some whipper snapper named Carl Pace to do jumping jacks or some shit.

Arguing the negative stance is me: 77 is middle-aged for practitioners in the dark arts of Dixiecrat-mancy. Hell….Strom Thurmon lived to 212 years of age by keeping black mistresses, and faithfully reciting his Dixiecrat incantations. Also, the district is 47% D, 27% R and 26% WMFHA (where’s mah fishin’ hat at?)

All of which means nothing. Willie Loman knows everyone in the district. He knows if their Aunt is still suffering from sciatica. He will shuffle on to victory.

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