What are they currently thinking?

Filed in National by on August 11, 2016

John Kasich: “I would be totally winning right now.”
Ted Cruz: “My Lands, I would be totally winning right now.”
Marco Rubio: “OMG!, I would be totally winning right now.”
Jeb Bush:“I would most certainly be well on my way of probably winning right now.”
Donald Trump: “I am totally winning right now.”

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  1. puck says:

    Bernie: “Can you believe how close I came to totally winning?”

    Bill: “The Lincoln Bedroom is totally going to be my man-cave.”

  2. Ben says:

    Biden: “well, shit”

  3. nemski says:

    Jill Stein: “Yoo-hoo …. Over here ….. Hey, look at me.”

  4. Jason330 says:

    Gary Johnson: “My 8% is going to get me into the Libertarian Hall of Fall.”

  5. nemski says:

    Hillary Clinton: “What the fuck?”

  6. ben says:

    nemski, I think we’re ALL thinking that.

  7. Marcellus Wallace says:

    Mike Pence: “What have I done with my life?”

  8. AQC says:

    Jeb Bush: Moooooooommmmmmm!!!!!!!

  9. Steve Newton says:

    Joe Lieberman: Hey, Donald, let me slip you some Joe-mentum

  10. Jason330 says:

    Mitch McConnell : I’m going to miss this big majority leaders office.

  11. Ben says:

    Mitch’s office is in his shell. It goes with him.