John Kasich: “I would be totally winning right now.”
Ted Cruz: “My Lands, I would be totally winning right now.”
Marco Rubio: “OMG!, I would be totally winning right now.”
Jeb Bush:“I would most certainly be well on my way of probably winning right now.”
Donald Trump: “I am totally winning right now.”
Bernie: “Can you believe how close I came to totally winning?”
Bill: “The Lincoln Bedroom is totally going to be my man-cave.”
Biden: “well, shit”
Jill Stein: “Yoo-hoo …. Over here ….. Hey, look at me.”
Gary Johnson: “My 8% is going to get me into the Libertarian Hall of Fall.”
Hillary Clinton: “What the fuck?”
nemski, I think we’re ALL thinking that.
Mike Pence: “What have I done with my life?”
Jeb Bush: Moooooooommmmmmm!!!!!!!
Joe Lieberman: Hey, Donald, let me slip you some Joe-mentum
Mitch McConnell : I’m going to miss this big majority leaders office.
Mitch’s office is in his shell. It goes with him.