Trump’s 100 Day Plan Translated

As Trump’s surrogates repeatedly tell us that Trump doesn’t always say what he means, here is his 100 Day “Plan” for a legislative agenda translated.

1. Middle Class Tax Relief And Simplification Act: Cut taxes for me.
2. End The Offshoring Act: Cut business taxes.
3. American Energy & Infrastructure Act: Frack, baby, frack.
4. School Choice And Education Opportunity Act: Keep America ignorant.
5. Repeal and Replace Obamacare Act: Implement legislation written by heath insurance companies.
6. Affordable Childcare and Eldercare Act: Create a reality TV show that is one part “Hunger Games” and another part “Logan’s Run”.
7. End Illegal Immigration Act: Stop Mexicans.
8. Restoring Community Safety Act: Stop and Frisk The Blacks.
9. Restoring National Security Act: End Islam.
10. Clean up Corruption in Washington Act: Get even with the Republican Party and the Clintons.

There were a bunch of other items that Trump mentioned yesterday like renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal, withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership, and cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama. These can all be translated as Become Supreme Leader of the United States.