As El Somnambulo said, and I’m paraphrasing here, “John Carney has known for a year he would become governor, why is he just now thinking about how to fix Delaware’s budget shortfall?”
Here are a few that we know of
- Breath through my nose
- I wonder how I’d look with a shaved head
- What part of the cow does bacon come from
- Going to sleep on Sunday causes Monday
- 2016 please don’t take Barry Manilow
So what are some of other things John Carney was thinking about in 2016 instead of Delaware’s budget?
Man, did Blue Delaware take all the funny in the divorce?
“Fuck off… we’re not the Judean People’s front. We’re the People’s Front of Judea!!”
Chuck had a point. “What part of the cow does bacon come from”.
That’s too close to the truth to be funny.
“Man, did Blue Delaware take all the funny in the divorce?”
Pray tell my brother, what is this “funny” of which you speak?
Having said that Blue Delaware is on a roll, see you there!