Archive for May, 2018
Satan Claws Hole in White House Lawn
An “unexplained” sinkhole opened in the White House lawn, but I think we all know what the explanation is. The devil has come to claim his own. I’ve read “The Devil and Daniel Webster.” Mr. Scratch will draw up a contract giving you anything you want, but when he comes to collect his due, you’d […]
Bad News For The #Resistance: Sources Close To Mueller Are Suggesting The Pee Tape Is Real, But It Is Hot As Hell, Maybe The Sexiest Event Ever Caught On Camera
…a breathtaking visual feast of unparalleled erotic beauty
For those holding out hope that the infamous pee tape will eventually surface and expose President Trump for the depraved monster he truly is, sadly it’s now looking like, if anything, the video will only make him more popular than ever: According to new intel from sources close to Special Counsel Robert Mueller, the pee tape is indeed real, but it is reportedly hot as hell—perhaps the sexiest event ever caught on camera in human history.
Sorry, #Resistance, but it doesn’t look like this one’s going to play out in our favor.
Unlike the vile, hateful scene described in the controversial Steele dossier, two anonymous FBI officials have now confirmed that the storied 2013 video of Trump ordering prostitutes to urinate on a bed in the Moscow Ritz-Carlton is actually a breathtaking visual feast of unparalleled erotic beauty, so captivating in its raw sensual power that it can arouse virtually anyone, regardless of sexual orientation. Sources familiar with the footage say that it begins with Trump—shirtless, in white briefs and black dress socks—sitting on the end of a luxurious king-size bed, beckoning forth two stunningly gorgeous blond women and asking them “You hookers got any piss in ya?” as they sidle up next to him, sensually stroking his broad, hairy shoulders. It’s then that things start getting really, really hot.
With no opposition party to speak of, the LOLZ is all we’s got.
Be like Jason330 – Register as a Democrat by May 25
In a fit of rage after the disastrous Presidential election, I changed my party affiliation to “Green Party.” That was my little impotent protest against the stupid DCCC, craven corporate owned “Democrats” like Tom Carper, and the diabolically inept and shit-assed Hillary Clinton campaign.
As of about two minutes ago, I am back to being a Democrat because a much better protest against the horrible Democratic Party is to make it better by voting in primary elections. SO…fuck you Tom Carper, you want to ignore your constituents? Here is my primary vote for Kerri Harris. Fuck you, shit-ass Professional Democrats – here is my primary vote for Chris Johnson.
Song Of The Day: May 22, 2018
Mississippi John Hurt is a personal favorite of mine. Love the intricate syncopated guitar work on this classic:
May 21 Open Thread: School Shootings Caused by Everything But Guns
Margaret Atwood, most famous for “The Handmaid’s Tale,” summed up gender relations succinctly when she said, “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” And schoolkids are afraid that when those laughed-at schoolmates take their revenge, they’ll take lots of bystanders with them, as the Texas […]
The GOP takes the blue pill. Will America?
In the Matrix, Neo is offered an out.
After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I’m offering is the truth.
The blue pill is an affirmative decision to remain in pleasant fantasy world. The red pill is an affirmative choice to live in a difficult and troubling reality.
By continuing with Trump beyond the point where he has “crossed over into applying overt presidential pressure on the Justice Department to do his bidding” the GOP is an affirmative decision to remain in an anti-constitutional fantasy world, in which America is ruled by a President, not governed by duly elected officials.
Twisted Pine Hitting the Big Time?
I hope so, they deserve it. This band entranced all of us at the Arden Gild Hall a couple of months back. I love booking shows where the audience experiences the genuine thrill of discovery. Which they did in Arden. Oh, and everybody made money! Anyway, the booker for the Kennett Flash was there, and […]
Song Of The Day: May 21, 2018
We’re doing classic blues this week. Meaning real blues. Thanks for your suggestions. We’ve got some extraordinary songs. Starting with this one:
Santa Fe TX Shooter’s Father, Antonios Pagourtzis, is guilty of felony murder
Antonios Pagourtzis allowed his child to have access to the guns he used murder his fellow high school students. Antonios Pagourtzis should be in jail. Antonios Pagourtzis is “saddened and dismayed” . He should be “saddened and dismayed” in jail. Felony murder applies to defendants who show a “reckless disregard for human life” but may […]
Guns everywhere, all the time
This sad situation in Middletown could have been even sadder if the young man in question followed his bad decsion to bring a gun into the school with a worse decsion to pull the trigger.
Delaware State Police have identified 18-year-old-Tymere Moore as the student that allegedly brandished a handgun during an altercation on Friday, May 18, 2018.
Moore is believed to have thrown a bottle striking another female student at the end of a verbal altercation before another male student confronted him, said state police.
Police said a second altercation ensued in the bathroom, where Moore allegedly removed a 9mm handgun from his backpack and aimed it at the other student before both exited the restroom without incident.
State police have determined that Moore stole the gun from a vehicle on that day, prior to his arrival at school.
Song Of The Day: May 20, 2018
OK, I admit it. Verdict on this week: Good theme, poorly executed. Shoulda asked Waterpirate to program it. Hope he likes this one:
Song Of The Day: May 19, 2018
Let’s get back on track. No more appeasing the youngsters. What she’s asking for is not unreasonable in the least:
May 18 Open Thread: Sports Betting Won’t Help Casinos, Says Casino CEO Begging State for Cash
Delaware’s casinos like to cry poormouth. The ink is barely dry on the Supreme Court’s ruling that states can legalize sports betting and the racinos have already announced plans to begin taking bets next month. Lest anyone think this alleviates the gambling barons’ begging for tax relief from the General Assembly, Denis McGlynn of Dover […]
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