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Polls Show Colleen Davis Poised to Knock Off Creepy Ken Simpler

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Polls don’t really matter much in this race. It is all going to be turnout. And it is going to be tough for Ken to manipulate the usual GOP turnout dials without snuggling up to Trump-brand racism, sexism, and stupidity. So, I’m leaning toward upgrading this race to a Dem-Pickup.

That said two polls provide good news for team Davis. BlueDelaware discussed a U of D poll that showed Simpler with a meager 36% favorable vs. 64% unfavorable/don’t know the guy rating. That’s a little surprising for someone who works so hard to get his creepy mugshot in the paper.

The other poll is a much discussed, but unreleased poll from a Dem candidate that shows Simpler and a host of incumbent Trump-loving GOPers in trouble. Being an internal, that poll should come with a grain of salt.

But again. Polls mean nothing. Incumbency is a tall mountain to climb. TURNOUT, TURNOUT, TURNOUT.

13 Comments

  1. pissedinnewark
    October 23, 2018,

    Ken Simpler looks like someone left a factory error Ken doll in the sun for too long

  2. jason330
    October 23, 2018,

    I’ve never seen an official picture that says, “I’m covering up some ineffable malevolence” like Ken’s.

  3. Arthur
    October 23, 2018,

    Shes cute, i’ll vote for her

    • RE Vanella
      October 23, 2018,

      You’re doing the internet wrong. You’re embarrassing yourself.

      Can you do all your onanistic oogling and diddling somewhere else? Try porn hub, brah.

      • jason330
        October 23, 2018,

        I was going to say that I deserved that comment it in view of my many comments about the creepiness of SIMPLER’S OFFICIAL PICTURE.

        But that would wrongly suggest that Arthur’s comment was a wry comment on my appearent obsession.

        • RE Vanella
          October 23, 2018,

          Simpler is a goober giraffe looking motherfucker. That’s just a fact.

          This Art has a history of embarrassing shit along these lines. It’s fucking stupid.

    • RE Vanella
      October 23, 2018,

      Don Allan is very handsome. Prove me wrong.

  5. Paul
    October 23, 2018,

    I like your “turgid” portrait of Simpler better.

  7. El Somnambulo
    October 27, 2018,

    Colleen Davis helped cook the dinner at tonight’s Arden Club supper.

    Needless to say, I’d vote for her twice if I could.

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