Bad News For The #Resistance: Sources Close To Mueller Are Suggesting The Pee Tape Is Real, But It Is Hot As Hell, Maybe The Sexiest Event Ever Caught On Camera

Bad News For The #Resistance: Sources Close To Mueller Are Suggesting The Pee Tape Is Real, But It Is Hot As Hell, Maybe The Sexiest Event Ever Caught On Camera

...a breathtaking visual feast of unparalleled erotic beauty
For those holding out hope that the infamous pee tape will eventually surface and expose President Trump for the depraved monster he truly is, sadly it’s now looking like, if anything, the video will only make him more popular than ever: According to new intel from sources close to Special Counsel Robert Mueller, the pee tape is indeed real, but it is reportedly hot as hell—perhaps the sexiest event ever caught on camera in human history. Sorry, #Resistance, but it doesn’t look like this one’s going to play out in our favor. Unlike the vile, hateful scene described in the controversial Steele dossier, two anonymous FBI officials have now confirmed that the storied 2013 video of Trump ordering prostitutes to urinate on a bed in the Moscow Ritz-Carlton is actually a breathtaking visual feast of unparalleled erotic beauty, so captivating in its raw sensual power that it can arouse virtually anyone, regardless of sexual orientation. Sources familiar with the footage say that it begins with Trump—shirtless, in white briefs and black dress socks—sitting on the end of a luxurious king-size bed, beckoning forth two stunningly gorgeous blond women and asking them “You hookers got any piss in ya?” as they sidle up next to him, sensually stroking his broad, hairy shoulders. It’s then that things start getting really, really hot.
With no opposition party to speak of, the LOLZ is all we's got.

Be like Jason330 – Register as a Democrat by May 25

In a fit of rage after the disastrous Presidential election, I changed my party affiliation to "Green Party." That was my little impotent protest against the stupid DCCC, craven corporate owned "Democrats" like Tom Carper, and the diabolically inept and shit-assed Hillary Clinton campaign. As of about two minutes ago, I am back to being a Democrat because a much better protest against the horrible Democratic Party is to make it better by voting in primary elections. SO...fuck you Tom Carper, you want to ignore your constituents? Here is my primary vote for Kerri Harris. Fuck you, shit-ass Professional Democrats - here is my primary vote for Chris Johnson.

The GOP takes the blue pill. Will America?

In the Matrix, Neo is offered an out.
After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth.
The blue pill is an affirmative decision to remain in pleasant fantasy world. The red pill is an affirmative choice to live in a difficult and troubling reality. By continuing with Trump beyond the point where he has "crossed over into applying overt presidential pressure on the Justice Department to do his bidding" the GOP is an affirmative decision to remain in an anti-constitutional fantasy world, in which America is ruled by a President, not governed by duly elected officials.