Coons “calls on” Trump to Apologize for McCain Remarks

Filed in National by on March 18, 2019

The prayerful Senator from Delaware also called on clouds to not be so vaporous, called on quartz to stop being so metamorphic, and called on Root Beer to stop being delicious.

Coons, I hate to do this because I know the terrible power of a “calling on” but, I’m hereby calling on you to stop embarrassing yourself.

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  1. jason330 says:

    In the future politicians will be divided into two types. The ones who acted on the fact that the country is facing a crisis, and those that didn’t. Coons is among the electeds that are hoping that this will all blow over.

    Our whole congressional delegation is much too content with the status quo.

    • bamboozer says:

      Or we could just say “our” politicians serve Wall St. and the big corporations and be done with it.