PUT ASIDE YOUR PURITY POLITICS AND EMBRACE MY FECKLESS CENTRISM

Filed in National by on April 18, 2019

As the 2020 presidential election draws closer, it’s more important than ever for Democrats to put aside their differences to unite around my feckless centrist candidate. We must remember that this is simply not the time to discuss and debate the merits of each candidate to arrive at a popular consensus pick. That sort of “primarying” isn’t helpful in a primary election, as it will only result in the most popular candidate winning the nomination, which isn’t my feckless centrist.

Read the rest of this brilliance (by MATTHEW BRIAN COHEN) at McSweeny’s.

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  1. ben says:

    wHy @R3 y0U EnG@g1Ng In ELECTORAL CANNIBALISM !?!?!?!?!

  2. jason330 says:

    I agree with the brilliant Mathew Brian Cohen. “Electability” is horseshit. And yet, I am pilloried as someone who sayas that it is foolish to allow the Democratic primary to become a Mad Max-Style Thunderdome.

    So, I guess I’m the Chris Coons of this topic.

  3. donviti says:

    heck of a job unplugging from Politics, Brownie