Take the Biden Challenge
It’s simple: Name something Joe Biden has been involved with that he didn’t fuck up. The Anita Hill hearings, the “new Jim Crow” crime bill, his first two presidential runs, trying to figure out where to announce he’s running for president again — fucked up, every one of them.
So see if you can find something that was improved by Joe Biden’s involvement. List them in the comments.
He didn’t fuck up in giving Charles Cawley his golden parachute via the bankruptcy bill.
Although…the first time he tried by sneaking it into a foreign policy bill, corporatist Bill Clinton vetoed it. He fared better when Dubya was president.
So he made the world a better place for the Charles Cawleys of this world.
Hey, it’s something.
That “something” is known as a Cleveland steamer.
I just learned something new today–to my regret.
There’s a reason I didn’t include a link.
Creating a fool proof masterbatory allusion for suburban wine moms?
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Soul Rebels Brass Band tonight.
someone has never heard of Beto O’Rourke or Jason Mamoa.
New Castle County Government.
He was gone before Mel Slawik, Rita Justice and Gordonbery.
Well, he graduated high school, too, if we’re going back that far. But then he threw his weight around when Archmere got in trouble…do you recall what that was about? I confess I no longer remember anything about the details.
Here you go: http://www.natcath.org/NCR_Online/archives2/2001b/051101/051101f.htm
The Biden-Rollins alliance helps engineer the reinstatement of popular administrators who had been sacked during an internal power struggle.
He absolutely destroyed Paul Ryan in a VP debate.
He also ALMOST remembered my name (let’s say my name is actually Ben and he called me Bill) after meeting me one time 3 years prior.
He has for many decades successfully gotten on and off trains at the right stop (to the best of my knowledge)
VP debate! Good one. So we’ve got one unalloyed success, proving it is possible to beat the Biden Challenge.
Biden will not fuck up my prediction that he’s not in the campaign by the time of the DE primary.
Scooped Obama on marriage equality.
Which is fucking up “up,” I guess.